We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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