Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just want to make out with him forever
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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