The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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