Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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