I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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