they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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