Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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