last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
And then my night got REAL pukey
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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