I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
do herpes really smell.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Actions speak louder than pants.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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