You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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