if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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