Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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