do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
