i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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