Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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