We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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