sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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