Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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