this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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