I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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