Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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