So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
