the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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