Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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