Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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