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MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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