OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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