Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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