Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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