I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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