Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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