He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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