Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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