We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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