He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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