is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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