so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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