I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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