And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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