Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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