Me too!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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