I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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