I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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