is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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