yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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