i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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