They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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