There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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