Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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