i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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